Ten Things I Learned from Jason Bourne

1. NYPD patrol cars don't have airbags.

2. Security in CIA offices in New Yorkis so crappy, even the most wanted ex-spy can walk right inside the top honcho's office undetected.

3. You can afford to travel all over the world without a job.

4. You can emerge unscathed from a car that plunged six floors down, so long as it's an Audi.

5. Get an office right across the street from your favorite CIA operative's cube, and you can hear and see everything he/she does.

6. A book can literally save your life.

7. You can wrap a seatbelt around your arm and emerge unscathed from a three-car smashup. (The car doesn't even have to be an Audi, or have airbags, for that matter.)

8. There is no such thing as a concussion.

9. You can actually send faxes face-up!

10. Jason Bourne uses Google. Shouldn't you, too?