Friendster - Messages

I've been getting some funny messages in my Friendster account. (Yes, I consider myself cool enough to have one...add me! add me! bluegreen717@hotmail.com).

Like this guy, goes by the name of Gul, lives in the States but is of middle-easter descent. (Wow, you know what they say about 'em Arabs....)

Please take note that spelling errors were deliberately ignored:

Gul Khan: Hi gorgeosu just wanted to say hello and wondering if u intrested in friendship......?

Lg: Hi Gul, sure, go ahead and add me to your friendster account, bluegreen717@hotmail.com.

GK: not only friendster hun i wanna add u in my heart and wanna get to knwo u more see if we can be a good patner in our life......xoxoxo whats ur yahoo ID....?

Lg: Dude, You gotta be subtler than that...your current approach will only win the hearts of absolutely desperate spinsters.

GK: so ur not intrested hu.....


But of course if the guy looked like George Clooney, I'd have sent him a nude pic.