Trying to keep some sanity here...

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + street where you live)
Boomer Marietta - sounds like some Pinoy with a long black dong

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Favorite snack + first name of grandfather)
Turon Tan Sing - top billing 'yan

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
Nokia Prince Albert - so bading...

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Vacation Spot Visited)
MSG Boracay - ahahahahaha! vetsin!

SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
BangBang Quezon - sound more like a porn star

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
L. Men

ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)
Maxwell Agua

DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Puppy Pesa

BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Sashimi Asti

SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + First Word you see on your Right)
Chua Marks & Spencer - that's what i call Tisay

ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy/Dessert + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Roca Gore