This got my goat

Infuriating!!!

I received am SMS yesterday morning. The number was not registered in my phone book.

Anonymous: Hello, dis s alfred.

I ignored it. Then he gives a missed call, and another text.

A: Pwde b?

Cat: Who r u?

A: Alfred Cruz of qc. Pwde ka mamaya?

Cat: I'm sorry, I don't know you. You have the wrong number.

A: For hire ka raw.

!**!*%&^%^(*&^%#!!!!!

Cat: Sorry, I'm not. Please don't try to contact me again.

I get really pissed...how the fuck did he get my number? Is somebody out to destroy me? I text him again.

Cat: Loser.

A: Hooker!

Tangina...

Cat: FYI, I'm very generous with my money. Hooker? That's so 80s. Ask all my exes what expensive gifts I gave them. I don't need your dick nor your money. The moment I find out where you live, thugs will ransack your house and threaten your family and relatives. You'll regret you ever thought about me. Never mess with someone who's already made a pact with the devil. That appendage between your legs only whores are willing to suck will be found in a flowerpot somewhere.

To which he replies...

A: U kol me loser e!

May a thousand fire ants crawl up his nether regions and render his member inutile for eternity.