Scenes from the weekend

At a wedding reception, before everyone else arrived:

Waiter: Sir, gusto 'nyo po ng drapper?

Guest: Ano?

Waiter: Drapper, sir.

Guest: Dropper? Para saan?

Waiter: Drap ver, sir.

Guest: Ano?

Waiter: Drap ber, po.

Me: Ahh, beer! Draft beer!

Waiter: Opo.

Guest: 'Wag na.

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After a movie:

LP: Why do they call it The Grudge?

Cat: What do you mean?

LP: 'Di ba a grudge is where you park your car?

Ngeeeeeee!!!