this is why i don't like going to the doctor

Resident Gyne: ok,history...when was the first time you had sex?
LG: "..."
RG: any kids
LG: yes, one.
RG: last time you had sex?
LG: er, is that necessary?
RG: yes
LG: "..."
RG: how often?
LG: i...i really don't count...
RG: on the average? in a week?
LG: er...ah...hmm..."...?"
RG: how many sex partners have you had?
LG: this is confidential, isn't it?
RG: yes, of course.
LG: No one else has access to my files other than you doctors, right?
RG: no one.
LG: "..."

Twenty minutes later i'm back into my pants again.

Nurse: Ma'am, please take a seat, we'll just process some paperwork.
LG: Thanks.

I take a seat by the wall. On the wall was a small corkboard. On the small corkboard, together with memos and schedules and birthday wishes for residents celebrating their birthdays that month, was my "reproductive" history.

As a kisser I am...

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

This is what I mean by "working wounded." 

This pic thingie is so cool...thanks lee!
a walk to remember courtesy of lee....