Jardin de Rosal, in Pasig, is a great place to be intimate with your SO. Really, the place isn't sleazy at all. The place is spanking new, and the rooms are "disente." If you walked into the place blindfolded, you'd think you were in an expensive condo unit. Nothing in the room shouts or even suggests sex, save for one TV channel....
We took a jacuzzi suite (naks naman!!!) and surprise, surprise, it was a two-floor, two-bathroom suite. The small living room had yellow leatherette (alright, cheesy) sofa sets and a large flat-screen TV, with, guess what??? KTV!!! See? Kung ayaw nyo mag sex, kantahan nalang kayo!!!
The bedroom and jacuzzi were in the second floor. Alright, alright, the blankets could've been a lot thicker. The bathroom was great, it was very roomy and I'm thinking of getting the same design when we get our own place. Frosted glass partitions for the toilets and shower, and, haha, massage-type showerheads in the jacuzzi.
The best part about it is the price. 750 for three hours. 950 for a 12mn-8am stay. Great food, too.
I doubt if there are any theme rooms here. Speaking of which, have you tried the Jungle Room in Anito? They've got a swing in the middle of the room as well a rope hanging from the ceiling above the bed. I figured out what the swing was for. But the rope???